i thought about stealing a bus this morning

May 11, 2025 (1w ago)7 views

i thought about stealing a bus this morning
the driver got out to use the bathroom
looked like he kept it running
and i know where they keep the key

i wonder if it's much different than driving a car
how fast do buses go?

alas, i'm on the bus now
the driver is looking at me through the rear view
like he knows i thought about stealing his bus

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